Shitcoiner

A person suffering from a mental disorder which makes them believe any "cryptocurrency" other than bitcoin is actually a useful contribution to humanity (and not a complete scam). Although often indistinguishable in behavior, there is not a complete overlap between shitcoiners, pump-and-dump scammers, and ignorant herd-mentality technobabble worshippers, however most experts estimate a direct link in 99.9% of cases.

"Don't mind Vitalik over there, even he's confused, after all he's just a shitcoiner."
"Can you believe Angelo actually bought some stupid internet token with a dog on it?! what a shitcoiner!!!"

"Wow, I can't believe Satoshi Nakamoto had such a deep understanding of the past decades of research in computer science, cryptography, money, personal liberty and so much more in order to develop and offer the world such an amazing tool like bitcoin... A shitcoiner would've thrown a few lines of javascript together with a big marketing campaign of influencers paid through a 70% premine and called it a day"

by ElizabethHomes.eth August 15, 2021

shitdrinker

one who sucks so bad, they quite obviously drink shit.

That guy who wouldn't book our band was a real shitdrinker.

The drummer from the PB Army is a shitdrinker.

by PB Navy August 25, 2003

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

Shitbusiness

Stupid or unreasonable things that you're told to do, usually resulting in misery.

Any type of homework having to do with math or AP subjects which will make you want to say something along the lines of, "This is shitbusiness!"

by duckcunt May 7, 2009

shitline

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.

Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.

by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021

shitline

basically the linux command line

wow, it's like there are much better ways to access servers than shitline

by windowsuser April 26, 2019

Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.

Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.

by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008