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shitomic bomb

The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.
You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out
by procastiNATION January 22, 2014
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shitims

It’s another curse word, but not actually cursing when speaking.
Oh shitims I dropped my soda on your floor
by AMAMAMAMAMAMAM March 25, 2019
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Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism
Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism
by Abaynakar May 31, 2021
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shitcoms

It's like a sitcom, but it's a comedy about shit. Sitcoms are comedies about classical situations, loved by people around the world. Shitcoms are meaningless and reak with mendacity.
Dude 1: I hate shitcoms.
Dude 2: You mean like cavemen, carpoolers, and alf?
Dude 1: Yea, they were flops.
Dude 2: The best sitcoms were Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Why can't the networks make more sitcoms like Friends?
Dude 1: TV networks are total bitchass.
Dude 2: Perhaps, they are stoned.
by Sitcom May 29, 2009
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shitism

The religion in which "shit" is praised.
The turd commandments are as follows:
1.Don't shit in a pit.
2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.
3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.
4.Don't wipe with nettles.
5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.
"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?
"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"
"Capital." Regie responded
-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen
by Henry Taylor December 12, 2006
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shitbomb

the most fucked up, worthless, god forsaken, in human, piece of shit u will ever find... a.k.a the guy/ gurl who will never get layed ina million years
Damn, that chick is a real shitbomb
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Shitium

Shitium is the product of all matter after it degrades to a point where its of no use to anyone anymoar.
After burning all my coal up, all i was left with was shitium.
by Kyosuke January 19, 2009
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