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Shitfuckery

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.
I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.
by Cajewdel December 18, 2021
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shitsucker

A person who sucks on another ones shit.
Your such a shitsucker!
by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008
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shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006
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Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.
Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"
by hitman61live December 14, 2012
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shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else
god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is
by Astroisangry November 8, 2020
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Shitwanker

Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.

Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.

Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"
by Europe. January 28, 2015
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shitlicker

an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.
That guy is a wicked shitlicker.
by nick May 6, 2005
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