shitfuck

The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.

Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.

by ScarceLime August 18, 2021

shitfuck

1. Anal sex.
2. An interjection showing extreme emotion.

1. After our date tonight, I'm going to shitfuck the hell out of Teresa!
2. Shitfuck! Don't put it in my ass!

by The Stuufler July 23, 2008

Shitfuck

President George W. Bush

"While I am no Clinton lover it's pretty much inarguable, he was miles away better as President than Shitfuck."

"George Bush was explaining what 'his job is' in various speeches and press conferences. I.e., 'you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror'. No shit, Shitfuck."

"When he was Ambassador to the Saudis did he kiss and hold hands with Abdullah like Shitfuck did and does?"

by kmhebert December 25, 2008

shitfuck

1) To fornicate feces
2) A shitty fucker

1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"

2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"

by Cannone June 21, 2006

Shitfucked

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck

“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”

by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021

Shitfuck

When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock

I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude

by Dannyyyyy.g August 4, 2016

shitfuck

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.

-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.

by Red D April 15, 2008