shitcanned

1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.

1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.

by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003

Shitfinger

The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.

Anne's face was priceless when Ken gave her the Shitfinger before her wedding picture was taken.

by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009

shitranger

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.

"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.

by Head July 29, 2004

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitcanned

verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.

My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.

by terryzz February 25, 2009

shitcanned

To get paralytic on illicit substances or exceedingly drunk

"Oi TD, where's those pingers ? Let's get SHITCANNED !!!"

by Da Chicken Man June 28, 2007

Shitfinger

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

by bardolino December 27, 2008