Shitwank

Having a wank whilst taking a shit...

"No sex for me love i just had a hench shitwank"

by Intervallo March 25, 2009

shitewash

Insult for the inanimate, which it not even good enough to be equated with a whole shit - rather, the bday-era bumdregs washed from soiled cracks.

A: "What did you think of my book?"
B: "It was utter shitewash."

by ~swan July 1, 2005

Shitplank

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

Shitehawk

A common expression in Ireland meaning the poorest of the poor - a person whose trade is selling cow-dung as a manure.

In Cork the inhabitants of the poorer districts were defined as 'shitehawks who came in from beyond the lights years ago with muck between their toes and nothing between their ears'; 'Beyond the lights' meaning outside the city limits or the area covered by street lighting. Manure selling was actually a trade in Cork. People took handcarts into the countryside, collected cowdung and hawked it to gardeners as a cheap fertiliser.

If you value your life never refer to an Irish person as a 'shitehawk'. He or she may be quite offended.

by D Sheehan July 18, 2008

Shitehawk

A purveyor of shite.

From Hawk: To aggressively sell.

Tell those shitehawks I'm not buying whatever it is they're selling.

by Squealpiggy September 28, 2005