shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

by ‽‽‽ December 5, 2010

kuso shite shinezo

my favourite japanese insult - literally means "die shitting"

first jap - Bukkoroshite yaru zo!! (literally means i'm going to hit you to death)
second jap - kuso shite shinezo!!
big fight XD

by japsarah October 1, 2007

Shit's about to hit the fan

A saying used when information is just discovered that will completely change everything.

Dude, did you hear that Jane slept with Declan?

Are you kidding me? Shit's about to hit the fan!

by erin348 July 23, 2010

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

shit's weak!

When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.

Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!

Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!

by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007

Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

This site's layout sucks

A fact.

This site's layout sucks.
Literally Everyone: ikr

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020