shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcolt

A slang term used for when a male has a giant penis (a.k.a. "Hung like a horse" for the COLT in the word) and he shoves the fully erect state into the rectum all at once, causing all of the fecal matter to either be smeared all onto the penis or pushing it back farther into toe body causing pain to the female or male.

Guy: Did you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, but that shitcolt hurt like a son of a bitch!

by COLTZ-ONE July 28, 2008

shitbowl

A shitbowl is just a vulgar slang term for a toilet.

Clean the shitbowl!!!

by Craig Johnson June 26, 2008

Shitconda

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

Shitcoin

Insert picture of dogecoin here

Dogecoin is a shitcoin.

by Stangles July 2, 2021

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005

shitcopter

A source of frustration. One who hurls feces in all directions, as would a helicopter with rotor blades covered in shit.

Received at the email center of a major game center: "When are you shitcopters going to bring the signup page back up? I'd kinda like to start playing."

by Blueman November 9, 2004