Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

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dog shit

Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.

Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?

by Xer0Syk0 November 28, 2004

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Dog Shit

What I'll vote for if it runs against Bush in 2004

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

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piece of dog shit

Something you call people when your angry with them or they have done something bad

You fucking piece of dog shit! I'm going to kick your ass you loaf of shit on a stick.

by vancouver_swearing March 23, 2012

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the dog shit

at maximum potential; ultimate force; maxed out; like no other; road rough and put away wet, etc...

Charles McGee: so did that blonde from the bar last night let you beat? or what?
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.

GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.

GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.

by that lethal shit: July 5, 2014

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