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Shit dick 

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure
Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”
Shit dick by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

Shit Dick 

A person who anal fucks too often.
Look over there at Joey. What a shit dick.
Shit Dick by shitty_butthole October 25, 2019

Shit dick 

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
Shit dick by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

shit dick 

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick
A combo of the word shit and dick, it is commonly used when extremely pissed.
When Ted lost a fortnite match he said "aw! Shit dick! I'm going go touch some people
Shit dick by MichealRehash July 17, 2026

Shit-Dick 

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.
"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"