shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

shitkin

a creature of the night that ventures out between the hours of 9pm and 4am, looking for mate to unleash her growler. Often goes for over three months without mating and can can be very aggressive at these time. Areas of the body tend to get sensitive, usually around the hind leg knee joints. touch with caution. not easy to train cannot usually be kept as a pet.

Rarrr cuz theres a shitkin on heat over there go stroke its knees...

by anon98whatever November 10, 2011

shirtain

A shirt so hideous in it's loud garish design, that it is quite feasibly made from the cloth of a curtain. A combination of shirt and curtain becomes shirtain.

Wow, that dude must be brave to wear such a shirtain!

by swinstead October 9, 2008

Shirking

The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"

"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."

by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015

shirting

The action of creating a shirt.

I have been shirting in the bathroom.

by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004

Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard

Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting

by Throddleman June 23, 2016

Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.

Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.

by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018