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Shirley Phelps Roper 

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

Burly Shirley 

A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.

Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.

Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!

Shirley Manson 

Singer and actress from Scotland. And a better shag than Jessica Simpson.
Shirley Manson: "But I was just thinking, while I’m singing ‘Run Baby Run,’ there are so many cute girls in the front row, just absolutely gorgeous girls. And I want to thank you for being here instead of at a fucking Jessica Simpson show.

Now, I may not be as young or cute, but I am a lot smarter, and I guarantee you, I’m a much better shag."
Look at the Sharlene over there
Sharlene by AlyKitten April 17, 2019
A beautiful, quiet young lady. Very popular at school, and on the internet. (Social networking site like : Facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc etc) She's nice, and very wise. Very athletic. She's a funny person, and she's just so natural at everything. Everybody loves Shirlyn.
Me: Hey, did you see that girl walking by? She's such a Shirlyn
You: Yeah, I know, Everyone loves her, cause shes such a Shirlyn. :D
Shirlyn by ShirlynLover0212 October 15, 2012
The most amazing girl in the world. my bootifull girlfriend. babygirl
yo, you see little debby. shes no sharlene..
sharlene by Baby-Big Boy July 23, 2008