shiitake 

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.

"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me

shiitake by Dave June 23, 2004

Saikitard 

A useless human being that think Saiki-k is the most powerful thing ever alive and has only watched shonen

Me: hey i jus finished bunny girl senpai and im sad
Person 2: stfu saiki k would clap all of them in a fight
Me: ffs you saikitard

Saikitard by FortniteIsFor9YrOldVirgins September 2, 2020

shiitake mushrooms 

That's how shit goes.

Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...

shiitake mushrooms by broetmitchell March 31, 2010

Itsuki Shikitani 

A hot man from an extremely child friendly anime who wears bra's and ladies underpants and gets fucked by a teacher.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy with glasses who wears bra's?
Girl 2:Yes! I love Itsuki Shikitani he's so hot

Itsuki Shikitani by SawaraseneiKimiWaShoujoNaNo? September 6, 2021

Shiitake Shark 

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.

The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim

Shiitake Shark by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. 

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. by Eren Yeeter December 8, 2020

Shiitakefaced 

Like getting shitfaced, only on mushrooms instead of booze.

Last night my girlfriend dragged me to the Phish show, and even though I totally got shiitakefaced, they still sounded like complete and utter fucking shit.

Shiitakefaced by classysob August 2, 2011