2 definitions by classysob

Dishonorable Discharge

A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.

I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.

by classysob April 21, 2011

Shiitakefaced

Like getting shitfaced, only on mushrooms instead of booze.

Last night my girlfriend dragged me to the Phish show, and even though I totally got shiitakefaced, they still sounded like complete and utter fucking shit.

by classysob August 3, 2011