shisaster

when something is beyond a disaster. The absolute worst possible thing happening.

My best friend found out I slept with her fiance the night before her wedding. It was a shisaster!

by adjowah January 4, 2006

Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

pulled a shisame

The action of getting triggered by every single one of your friend's jokes then leaving the Discord server, spending money on gambling then leaving the WhatApp's group chat.

He stopped talking to us, he pulled a shisame.

by onegoofyboi43 November 9, 2020

shiitake mushroom

a phrase made redundant because "shiitake" means mushroom in Japanese, there for it doesn't mean "Japanese mushroom;" it actually translates into "mushroom mushroom."

1: What does shiitake mushroom mean?
2: Dude, it means "mushroom mushroom."
1: No seriously, what the fuck is shiitake??
2: Just shut your ass.

by KRHimself September 5, 2005

shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)

Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"

by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010

shiksa

An insulting term used by Jews to signify any non Jewish woman. Almost always used among Jews as a disrespectful offensive term for any non jewish girl or woman.
It's fighting talk.

That dirty shiksa.
All shiksas are shit.
I fucked that shiksa and gave her the clap.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Shitsack

Asshole human person; usually not much smarter than an actual pile of shit.

Bob told me I sucked, so I called him a shitsack. Little bitch ran home crying.

by Black Angel November 30, 2006