shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.

by slyvester August 10, 2006

shmackin

Popping pills, helluh on. When you're helluh high on pills, you keep saying "sh" everytime you use a word with "s" in it.

This Guy: Ey, you on pillz man?
Shmackin Shmark: Hell yaw, what's shmackin mang?
This Guy: LOL what's your name?
Shmackin Shmark: Shmackin Shmark mang. I put that on mamash mang.

by Shmackin Shmark December 19, 2009

shillacking

Failing to accomplish a goal despite spending a huge amount of effort on lies and dirty tricks.

Hillary really took a shillacking in the election. I guess that $6 million she paid to astroturf Reddit and start fights at Trump rallies didn't pay off?

by ColonelCluster November 9, 2016

Shlackin

When someone is not on the grind at that particular moment.

Synonyms: Lacking, Sleepin

Boy you been caught shlackin, slap that MFin like button and it'll be alright.

by TheMemeLord May 7, 2018

Shacking

The definition of a platonic-overnight stay is not the meaning of this word. Shacking means that an unmarried couple is in a sexual relationship and they live together

See also playing house.

Me: Mom, where's Joseph? Haven't seen him in awhile.

Mom: Oh, he's shacking with his girlfriend.

by Canned Coolwhip February 28, 2011

Shacking

When a slampiece spends the night with her frat-daddy in his cold-air. Usually does the walk of shame home in at least one article of his clothing.

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night? I didn't see you in your bed.

Girl 2: I was shacking with my frat-daddy!

by AXO Princess January 6, 2011

Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015