two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!
"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.