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Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.
Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.
by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009
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Shephard's dick

Good, dependable, safe, reliable dick known to get the job done.
You don't have a where's dick, you have a shephard's dick.
by GME to the moon! May 10, 2021
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Good Shepherd Episcopal School

Good Shepherd, more like Great Shepherd. jokes. A cheap ass private school located in Dallas, TX, where the guys are jerks and won't make any effort to hang out with the girls because they are "weird" and will just hang out with girls at other schools. Such as the Hockahoes, and the girls that are getting and Education of Sex and Drugs. The girls think they are all that and try to be someone they aren't, but in reality, no one knows who they are. The graduates usually feed into Ursuline and Jesuit as well as all of the catholic schools in Dallas. There high school descitions explain there lack of knowledge and the effort they actually put into school work. They ones who actually think for themselves and don't go where everyone else goes, end up at better schools like St. Marks, Hockaday, ESD, Greenhill, and Parish. Good Shepherd has poor athletics and acedemics which is why no one goes there. These kids have no interaction with other schools which make them pretty unknown. These kids aren't ready for high school. They need to squeeze they way into the outer world somehow. This school is mixed with rich and poor. The rich disguise themselves an the poor are obsessed with there richness (I can think of a few examples). good shepherd is free of bullies, but full of cliques. no one judges forgets judged. everyone stays in there circle. Gshep needs one big wake up call and they all need to realize that they are butchering there social life by going to that hell hole.
kid from big private school: what school do you go to?

gshep kid: Good Shepherd Episcopal School

kid from big private school: what the hell is that

kid from catholic school: i know people who who there

gshep kid: figures
by hint... not currently at gshep November 26, 2017
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shepherd, get the flock out

This is old military slang to advise to leave immediately. Shepherd, get the flock out of there, enemy armor spotted!
Shepherd, get the flock out of that position!!!
by I, Wreckerrr January 27, 2017
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hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.
by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014
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derek shepherd

a beautiful gorgeous T.V. neurosurgeon who we all wish we could date/be in real life
Girl 1: Ugh he's so perfect.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's no Derek Shepherd
by greysanatomyclay April 8, 2017
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