ass spelunking

A prank played on someone who is sleeping. When you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. May cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.

John was the first one to fall asleep, so Manuel sent him ass spelunking. Man was he pissed.

by Notorious R.E.D. and S Bizzle December 9, 2008

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going spelunking

Diving, tongue first, into the depths of a girl's asshole.

Being bored with normal cunnilingus, John decided to go spelunking.

When John's girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.

by fanofdisco2 November 27, 2011

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spelunking

the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration

The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

by Miss Millie March 1, 2004

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slunking

To hesitate or put off doing something you should do.

You need to stop slunking with that situation!!

by DGS NAS June 23, 2010

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ass-spelunking

to eat someones ass

i went ass-spelunking last night in your girlfriends ass

by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

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The act of opening and expanding the anal cavity of ones partner and then proceeding, with cave diving gear (ie: Carabiner, ropes, headlamps, etc), and entering the damp ridged caves of your consenting adult. Occasionally returning to the surface for air.

"Bro, I spent 3 hours ass spelunking last night."

"Oh yeah?, where at"

"Devons"

by RuffleshaveRidges January 29, 2016

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