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Smelunking

{sme-luhng-king} v. The act of exploring an orifice first with one's nose, to perhaps determine the safety of fully infiltrating said stink-hole. A simple whiff from the surface may not always suffice due to a sort of vapor lock or sealing situation, so you must go smelunking first to understand fully what you are getting into.
- "So how was that pussy last night man?"
- "It was a close call... I went smelunking first, to test ya know? And that misbehave cave was rotten!"
- "You're kidding!? She didn't look like a swamp donkey or anything!"
- "Yeah... Well cautious led to nauseous this time but it was for the better, I don't need that stinky pink."

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by Falookie February 23, 2011
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Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one
honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns
by Mind Machine February 23, 2009
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Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
by liveMike June 19, 2008
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urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.
I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.
by Digby February 26, 2003
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Mancave spelunking

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...
by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010
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spejunking

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.
I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.
by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010
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shelunking

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.
Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.
by The turd abibes August 27, 2021
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