Sheeze

When your really mad and don't want to swear

Sheeze I lost my phone

by Peppa pig March 31, 2017

fo sheeze

the fo sheeze is a term used to congradualte or give your approval.

keston: yo nigga lets go bust a cap in this mark ass trick, and take his trees!

abe: fo sheeze

by keston May 2, 2006

sheezer

frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism

"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"

"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"

" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "

by amy o'donnel January 22, 2005

sheeze

crack cocaine

"hey crackwhore, i've got an eightball of sheeze. i might share some if you suck my dick"

by saynotocrack November 2, 2003

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008

sheeze

The disgusting yellow fluid that leaks from a dog's sheath, especially in the morning.

Oh gross! J-mo is getting sheeze all over the comforter!

by PKMousie July 5, 2016