sheating

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

completely different level of swearing

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005

sharing your opinion

The best way to piss everyone in the room off.

When Jeff started sharing your opinion everyone got pissed off.

by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017

Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.

Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.

by Procrastinate January 11, 2009

Super Swearing

To make the ultimate swear, by combining everyday objects with otherwise horribly vulgar statements. Usually stated by people named Gebran while playing Modern Warfare 2.

Super Swearing examples:

"He keeps coming around and SUCKING MY COCK!"

"You fucking cuntmuffin!"

"You raccoon testicle!"

by Jerome Washburn March 8, 2010

sharing is caring

When you have something (usually food) and your friend wants some, its common to use this phrase.

*le you eating pizza while friend walks up*
Them: Can I have some?
You: No.
Them: Sharing is caring!
You: I don't care.

by Bob the Magic Taco May 16, 2012