Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Shnoopler

1)One who Shnoops.
2)Smelly, shit wrapped teenager, or shit wrapped skinny bitch.

1) Did you see that girl over there?? She was Shnoopling!!!!

2)Paris Hilton is a Shnoopler!!!

by Weiner Films August 2, 2007

Shaboppled

To come back after you have been Shazaamed, also called a flap jack.

Kyle you Shaboppled him with that comeback!!

by Shazaamizer June 25, 2006

bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

by -HEF- September 3, 2009

Shpopper

Someone who shits and poops

Wow he's a real "shpopper"

by shpopper1 October 13, 2020

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019