Shartruce 

A verbal agreement amongst two or more friends never to reveal to anyone else their most embarrassing shart stories.

Jim and Danny formed a shartruce after they both realized they had similar but singularly unique and thoroughly reputation killing shart stories.

Shartruce by Ellebelle12 August 29, 2012

Sharice 

Big Ghetto Booty! Extremly Ghetto haha jk not that ghetto. Loved by plenty Hated by many. Great Dancer always hittin tha partys. Got lots of HATERS but she don't care what they think cause she got a grate man and they cant take her happiness away from her.

Booty HATERS partys Sharice

Sharice by Crystal Sky Holdanburgs November 29, 2011

Shartsicle

n. A wet frozen fart

Hey man, I had my first shartsicle in Antarctica.

Shartsicle by StupidMF December 29, 2009

Sharticle 

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

Sharticle by JWB_ July 30, 2016

shartulence 

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

shartulence by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

sharticulate matter 

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

sharticulate matter by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

sharticle 

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

sharticle by DH333 July 31, 2016