Timothée Charmander

a creature with the face of timothée chalamet and body of a pokémon charmander.

“Aye bro did you see the Timothée Charmander in the woods last night?”

by el1ie October 17, 2020

Reverse Charmander

When your hands are full at night, so you carry a candle between your legs, near you crotch.

Oh your hands are full? Try doing the reverse Charmander!

by Nyrulisms May 25, 2021

Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

Sharmaned

Running out of the building, with your clothes under your arm, and a jonny on, because you are offered sex. (also refferd to as "jeffing")

Did you sleep together? No, he sharmaned.

by Dirty Crabber February 23, 2011

Charmander

noun 1.)A hot ginger. 2.)An attractive redhead.

Rupert Grint is a charmander.

by anapinkk January 23, 2009

Shardmander

A systematic way of saying you crapped your pants, but it hurt like it was on fire. Such as the Pokemon charmander

Today in social studies I had a total Shardmander and it hurt like hell.

by That_-One_-Guy December 2, 2015

Samanderanne

The name of the biggest loser on the planet. We all love them anyway.

Meaning: absolute HECCwad

"Look at Samanderanne, on his tablet, looking at severed fingers. Typical Samanderanne"

by satan's butthairs June 4, 2018