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Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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shagger

A British word, usually used by " the lads" to define someone who is
1. a bit of a ladies man
2. the soul of the party
It can also be used in sarcastic terms to define someone who is the complete opposite such as a bald, old wrinkled geezer.
" Im a total shagger! Poked a wifie in the pisher and got a blowie fae another!"
" Check out that old yin, wit a shagger! ha ha!"
by Ginga May 13, 2005
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Sharereactor

www.sharereactor.com

Used to be probably the largest and most popular site hosting links for the edonkey network. Its owner, SimonMoon got arrested, and his hardware taken by the authorities, for breaking copyrights. This was of course a mistake, because he did not host any of these files, they were hosted BY the users. He was also forced not to use the domain sharereactor.com , so the site is history now.

THE ONLY sharereactor site had sharereactor.com domain name. Any other domain names are just owned by people who steal on other sites popularity for their own concern.

If you want to see how the story develops, be sure to check out SimonMoon's recent website, www.respectp2p.org
long live the sharereactor!
by juby July 1, 2004
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Cat Shagger

imma shag a cat because im shane dawson the cat shagger
by GMO Free October 2, 2019
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Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.
"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."
by AvianEddy June 2, 2009
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Shagger's Bollock

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.
" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"
by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016
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Shagger

Northern regional dialect. Can be used in place of words such as "pal" or "mate"
Oreyt shagger, how the fuck are ya?
by PMJSDM March 13, 2017
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