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bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.
Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
by foxybrown August 16, 2007
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We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before
Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point
by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010
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the shared custody switch-a-rooni

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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Tri-shared Ex

The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.
Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"
by Tony Ray Lee October 27, 2007
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We don't have a shared experience of manhood.
Hym Iam "There is no shared male experience and this proves nothing. You're just saying something non-sequitor and no you back at me until I have to contradict myself and then calling it winning something."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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Scared Skinny

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
by PacePPR April 16, 2013
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need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!
by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020
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