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Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem
A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya
by Bigppdad December 24, 2020
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Shamp

The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.
After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.
by Funny Bob December 27, 2020
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Shampee #671

It is a element iod
Shampee #671 is a iod. It is same as shampoo but it's radioactive.
It's Collapse time is 69 days.

Classified to gamma rays.

Mainly used to torture furries.

A nuke contains 4% of Shampee #671.
by That Memer 69420 monke February 23, 2021
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shampee

First shampoo, then shampee.
by Rudy Hills September 10, 2025
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Light shamp

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025
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