Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011

satanism

Satanism is very different from the worshipping of the Christian Satan, or demons. It's an atheistic philosophy of life, celebrating man's carnal instincts, and not to supress your indulgences. Anton Szandor LaVey was the first person to give this way of living a life, and he chose Satanism. If Satanism has nothing to do with the Devil or demons, why does it have the word Satan in it? Satan is a symbol for indulgence, for what other people perceive as "evil". We believe that man is God, so birthdays are the most important of the Satanic holidays. The other Satanic holidays are the Solstices, and Walpurgisnacht (Hallow's Eve). The symbol of Satanism is the pentagram, with the head of Baphomet in it. There are nine Satanic statements, and eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. The Satanic Bible was released in 1966, written by LaVey. It contains the books of Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and others. As well, it contains the Thirteen Keys, translated by LaVey himself. So, in short, forget what people tell you about Satanism. It's not doing drugs, killing children, or sacrificing animals, it's a celebration of indulgence and man's body.

"dude, you worship the Devil!"
"no, I practice Satanism"
"same thing!"
"go read the Satanic Bible, you ignorant wretch of a human being"

by Satanic_Wrath November 17, 2006

Shawnism

The believe in Shawns; they have the power of seduction, anything sexual. The cult is also well know for being Big Pervs (shawns). Shawns are well known for writing shawn's name on objects of such tables, chairs, etc and drawing penises as well. Also they love to say and do anything disgusting. For example: " Imagine my cock going through your ass out ur mouth while my friend cums/ shits all over your face". Shawns also have a secret book like a bible; this "Bible" has many names but is ,mostly called "The Shawn Bible".

This cult is well known and has benefits
-makes you more Self confident
-you learn to be a pick up artist
-your more appealing and meet other shawns

Some bad things about this cult
-you may become annoying over time depending on the jokes you say
-People won't take you seriously (if you over do your pervertness

Dude 1: " Ohhh what are u drawing on the table?
Dude 2: "my Cock"

Dude 1: "ohh eww are you in shawnism?"
Dude 2: "Yeah its pretty sweet!"

by Shawnism! April 9, 2011

Shananimister

One who commits shananigans.

Brandon: AH! That man slapped me in the face for no reason other than an easy laugh!

Tyler: What a shananimister!

by TBERG. May 6, 2010

shamania

One who works hard and dreams big. She’s very confident, shows love to everyone around her, and is a great role-model. Having someone like Shamania around, makes the world more positive. If you need someone to help you, you need shamania.

Shamania understands how we feel

by someone over the rainbow January 7, 2018

shamanamanee

Shamanamanee is a word used in reference to take place of a word that you wouldnt want to say outloud.its basicallly just bleeping out words.

Also can be used to say something with out saying it.

Sister #1: "how was your date last night?"
Sister #2: "It was good we kissed and then we tried to shamanama but the shamanamanee was to big."
Sister #1: "oh i see, well did he at least shamanama your shamanama so you could get your shamanamanee off?"
Sister #2: "Fo sho!!! and i was like WASSSUP!!!! That's the best shamanamanee ive ever had."

by ravagedtay December 23, 2012

shayannisme

Shayannism as its name suggests is the spiritual movement of the great SHAYANNIST: Shayann Merceron. But what does it consist of? It was created in 2020 to give a purpose to the existence of ordinary people also called "little people". Indeed this movement consists of a particular motto aiming firstly to protect trees and to fertilize them and secondly to establish a modern religion which will connect any being. Then this movement, although it uses propaganda, don't worry, nothing to do with the totalitarian regimes of 1933. You could compare this movement to Buddhism but without the madness with the cows there. In short, be a Shayannist to have a great life !!!

Become a shayannisme for a better life

by Mercatorush November 23, 2021