shalom

the act of cumming on someone's face, then excreting feces on top of the semen, making it seem like a whitewashed black man.

John: so what trick did you pull last night?
Jack: I was thinking of a white dragon, but I totally Shalomed her!

by Neesay February 17, 2008

Shalom

Gayest dude you will ever know. British accent loves penis and humps all the tables and chairs.

Shalom-gay man-whore.

by Mr yu child November 10, 2021

Shalom

A girl with a fat ass

I don’t want that girl unless she got a shalom

by Shauaaiaiahwuw September 9, 2018

Shalom

To act greedily or overly selfish toward something or someone.

"Stop shaloming all the bagels!" he said to the fat-ass bitch at the bakery.

by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018

shalom

saying hello in jewish

bob: shalom
jordan: u a jew?
bob: yea
jordan: oh

by J 0 K A May 9, 2005

Shalom

1) A Hebrew word meaning peace and used as a greeting (both hello and goodbye)
2) The word said to excuse someone's cough

Example 1:
Dave: Thanks for taking me to dinner!
Susan: No problem. Shalom, Dave.
D: Shalom.

Example 2:
Dave: *Hack*
Susan: Shalom.
D: Thanks, Susan.

by Carmelle December 24, 2008

shalom

a jewish man having anal sex with a gentile woman

Steinbeck shalomed your girlfriend last night dude.

by steinbeck May 13, 2005