shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Shafeena

is a person that does not like many people. She keeps to herself. She's one of the most loyal people I know. And she will put anyone above herself.

shafeena has never cheated on anyone
Shafeena is a committed person
shafeena hates everyone while she cares about everyone

by theloveofyourmanslife March 14, 2017

Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.

Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.

by sergiothinks October 22, 2010

Shafeeq

His the type of guy who you would wanna hang out with. Fun, diligent, smart ( but lazy ), attractive and cute. He can be annoying sometimes but he will surely brighten up your day.

His life is miserable, he needs a shafeeq.

by HancockDaMovie96 January 4, 2018

shamener

forkortelse for "skjønner du hva jeg mener?"

-Jeg fikk noe I går shamener?

by -"K" December 21, 2014

shaven haven

a hairless beaver ; a freshly mowed lawn ; smooth punani

"the queen she got a shaven haven" - Ali G

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

shafneed

An arabic name, meaning to win. Boy name. People named shafneed are often initiated into sex at a very early stage and tend to be good juvenile lovers. A favorite with older women. A very rare name.

That kid is a shafneed, he's just 11 and he's winning his way with older women.

by dillitante August 22, 2014