riley seymour

Fat ass bitch who doesnt stop eating...

Man Riley Seymour is getting quite plump eh bud

by Skinny Wankis April 18, 2018

Finley seymour

Hes tall and he smart but he denies it , hes good at fixing things. Hes charming and sexy. He has a big dick

Finley seymour Defined hes genuenly a awsome guy

by Amg-lankey_miget August 9, 2019

Jane Seymour

The only one King Henry VIII truly loved, when her son was newly born, she died. But she’s not what she seems or is she? Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.

You can build her up, you can tear her down, you can try but Jane Seymour is unbreakable

by six the musical March 14, 2022

Seymouron

1. A person born in the City of Seymour Texas.
2. A person that lives in the City of Seymour Texas.
3. A person that drinks the water and suffers a sharp decrease in I.Q.

See idiot

I explain something to them in such a way that even a five year old would understand, they look at you and say "duah"?
those Seymourons.

by Ontherighttracks March 12, 2010

Feed me seymour

An expression of desire, a request for satiation.

I want to attack that village! Feed me Seymour!

by duderanch May 21, 2008

Seymour, Indiana

The most boring city, maybe ever. Most excitement in Seymour is the occasional heroin OD or a couple of kids threatening to fight. All the fun things in Seymour have since shut down. If you want shitty housing and people, come to Seymour.

Man, I hate living in Seymour, Indiana. I'm lucky to have some people there.

by Dank_Science44 June 8, 2017

Philip Seymour Coughman

1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding

"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."

by DankB_lank January 16, 2013