spedophile

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

Seedophile

The word seedophile is a combination of a pedophile and a seedy person. An all around terrible terrible person

Aria: “yeah he’s like totally a seedaphile. So seedy that I can’t cope. And I have a feeling he likes kids.”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”

Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”

by Heymamas:) January 3, 2022

Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Spedophile

Something you call someone when they're not so smart and also like to touch children

"Man, President Biden is such a spedophile."

by Judge, Jury, Executioner January 21, 2021

spedophile

A retarded pedophile.

-the spedophile: *slobber drool* "Let me see your pee pee little boy. I want to touchy touch."

-little boy: "Mommy! The old retard is hitting on me!"

by Gina and Nikki October 26, 2003

Sexophone

A really sexy saxophone.

Me: OMG THERE IT IS. -walks over-

Katttiiieee... Can I see it ^_^...

Katie: See what?

Me: The SEXOPHONE of course.

Katie: Ahh... Ok ;D

-takes out red + gold saxophone-

Me: *jizzes*

by Ruiichan. November 23, 2010

Spedophile

A mentally challenged person who is a pedophile.

Mr. (name here) is a spedophile! Stay away from that freak.

by Pinters May 14, 2009