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sexercism

The act of sleeping with someone who have been acting like a real pain in the ass in the hopes the it will relax them enough that they'll start acting like their regular self. This also includes any assisting actions that directly results in such a person getting laid.
1) My roommate was acting like a total dillweed for over two weeks until we talked this one blonde chick into performing a sexercism on him. Now he's acting like his nice ole' laid-back self.

2) My roommate is being such a bitch lately. We've got to do a sexercism on her soon or she gonna drive us all nuts.
by artwolf September 26, 2011
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sexercise

An exercise that builds up muscles used during sex. Usually used by people who plan on having sex in the future. By doing sexercises you can increase pleasure for you and your partner!

Example: kegel, pc muscle
Even though I'm a guy, if I keep these sexersizes up, I'll be able to have multiple orgasms!
by Not Luke January 7, 2005
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sexcerise

1. verb A workout designed to be better at sex, or, having so much sex, for such a prolonged time that going to the gym is unnecessary.
Q: Why were you late this morning?

A: I Had an intense sexcerise session.
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013
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Sexercise

An activity that involves heat, sweating and panting. It is followed by relaxation and happiness afterwords.
Larry and Tricia enjoyed their sexercise session together.
by Exile Huscoon April 16, 2005
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sexorcise

A Form of exorcise influenced by sex. Woman in Bondage or Sexual fantasy outfits are also personal trainers and whip you into shape with their sex appeal.
i lost 10 lbs with normal excercise but doubled that with sexorcise!
by Skuzz April 28, 2008
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sexercise

I used to weigh 231432 lbs., but after sexercising 5 times a week I know weigh an amazing 100 lbs!!!
by Spoojiertastic Wang July 25, 2003
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sexercism

We you are fucking a bitch but then realize she Is possessed and hehe to give an exorcism with fucking her.
Dude last night I fucked a bitch and had to give her a sexercism
by hash@55daddie May 8, 2015
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