Seward

Seward Nebraska. The most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.The reason for most of my problems in life.

"Seward is so rad."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."

by Harmony Bennett February 4, 2013

Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.

Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.

by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012

senark

Using multiple accounts to trick others into thinking you're more than one person.

Stop senarking. You're not fooling anyone.

by Nick April 12, 2004

Seward

It's a disguised version of cunt, aka c-word.

Ivanka Trump is a total seward.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006

senark

1-To release your bowels on someone or something.
2-To throw or smear feces on something or someone.

Gluepot likes to senark his grandmother.

by Mouse April 12, 2004

sewnarine

A pedophile

That guy watching those kids over there is such a sewnarine

by No wuckin forries September 7, 2021