slemlitenpike

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by slemlitenpike May 23, 2022

semiterry

A fabric made from a disgusting blend of materials dat merely imitates a soft fluffy absorbent surface, but in fact is so uncomfortable to have against your skin dat you actually wish you were dead whenever you are unfortunate enough to have to actually wear said repulsive cloth.

Doc Brown was "allergic to all synthetics", and so he had wisely decided to bring along cotton underwear in his suitcase when first setting out in his time machine; there was "Noah Wayne Hellman" dat he was gonna risk having to wear any semiterry clothing during his journey to da future!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

semitery

Where big-rigs end up after they get excessively damaged, deteriorated, or worn to be usable for hauling.

Are there two separate burial-areas in a semitery for da tractors and trailers?

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

to semite

It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.

John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.

by koldlok October 1, 2012

Yo Semite

1. A common greeting in old Williamsburg usually exchanged between Jews or Arabs.

2. Something a fucking moron says when he's reading the teleprompter and has never heard of one of America's most spectacular National Parks.

by Patrick August 4, 2020

when they gaze upon Yo Semite -- YO-se-min-NIGHT's towering sequoias, their love of country grows

by Habibullah August 4, 2020

Yo-Semites

A group of lemmings who blindly follow Donald Trump at every turn.

Donald exposed his shitty anus to the world but his Yo-Semites quickly rushed to wipe it.

by NoNeckDude August 4, 2020

Yo-Semite

Another genius invention of Donald Trump, although not as genius as covfefe.
Yo-Semite! is a friendly way to greet your Jewish neighbour, however, use it with caution since you'll probably get a few weird looks.

Yo-Semite! how are ya, dear neighbour?

by TheAlmightyOneYHWH August 8, 2020