second semester senior

A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'

Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.

yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.

A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.

I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.

by tragicomedy January 23, 2009

sequesterfuck

A government worker's unpaid and involuntary leave of absence from work because Congress chooses politics over leadership.

A mix of sequester and clusterfuck.

"I heard about the shutdown.. so you're on vacation, right?" "This sequesterfuck is no vacation, man. I'm worried about my bills. I don't know when it's going to end. I have no control over it. And when I go back, I'll have to work tons of extra hours just to fix all the shit that happened while I was gone."

by GovernmentWorker#1 October 1, 2013

Sylvester the cat

Sylvester is one of the coolest cartoon characters of all time Sylvester has a very sloppy voice but Sylvester the cat isn't a character who gets what he wants he would starve get blown up and more he is mostly known because of tweety bird and speedy Gonzales but he also is known for being a coward that is scared of everything with porky pig just like Luigi from the mario series and he would also hang out with his son Sylvester Jr

Sylvester the cat is a cool cartoon character

by A strange hobo January 17, 2018

second semester

Pertaining to the high school students in their second semester of senior year, it is the act of doing poorly on one's assingment, paper, and or tests.

This does not just go for schoolwork, can be done in all facets of life also.

dude, I totally second semestered that test.

I didnt even read the book, I'm gonna second semester it

I just second semestered that red light

by High Times at New Trier High June 13, 2012

first semester friend

A friend you make the first semester at a new school. This is especially true of college. They will be one of your first friends and kind of fun, until you make close friends and your plans with the first semester friend get less and less frequent... one lunch date per week turns into one text turns into maybe a nod if you're feeling social. The friendship will never make it beyond first semester.

"Have you talked to Nicole lately?"
"Nah, I saw her on campus once and it was awkward. I guess she's just a first semester friend"

by berkgirl April 12, 2014

end-of-semester snowball phenomenon

The tendency for hw, projects, tests, etc. to occur with disproportionate frequency in the final weeks of a semester.

You thought high school was tough, wait 'til you experience the end-of-semester snowball phenomenon in college.

by 4eggSAMple April 15, 2009

Sylvester

The best, softest, sweetest guy you've ever seen. Total bottom, total King. Can and will fuck you up but will hug you after you've thanked him. Looks like an emo and has only hoodies

"Everyone needs a Sylvester in their life"

by Sylvester the best August 8, 2018