selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.

Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!

by KenM April 29, 2016

briseida selay

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. This is the type of girl you want as a girlfriend, she's silly and goofy! Gots lots of haters but she slays them all. She's a very hard girl to get at. Feel lucky if she becomes yours

OMG she's such a Briseida selay, Ima cuff her!

by Maria nana May 9, 2016

de Selby

Scientist and philosopher extraordinaire. The Irish genius de Selby is known for positing groundbreaking theories on the natural world. Although highly controversial, he is revered and respected by many.

I find de Selby's theory of 'black air' to be highly stimulating and absurdly incorrect.

by tcm.will July 6, 2011

Selly Oak

Selly Oak is a safe and clean retreat in the multi-cultural hub of Birmingham. Recent installments have included rubbish bins with the University of Birmingham emblem.

If visiting Selly Oak, you should probably plan your visit around witnessing nature in its most vibrant form.

Vomit will be prominent along the pavements during october (locally termed freshers) and June (results).

Chavs are best sited during the summer months. The rahs will have migrated South.

Mating season is fairly consistent and active. One improves their chances of experiencing mating by getting the female (locally termed skank) fccked up on snakebite.

When I was in Selly Oak I purchased a 'I *heart* SO' tshirt.

I caught my STD in Selly Oak.

I found selly oak so ghetto, a chav tried to shank me and i CHUNDERRED EVERYWHAR.

by General Hot January 8, 2011

seepy

to be very very tired, willing to sleep.

mike is very seepy

by Jimmy Chase October 11, 2009

Selwyn

Just the greatest person ever

Selwyn's are always the best people I've ever meet

by TheChadDoctor November 23, 2021

Selay

A selay is a beautiful girl, with a big heart. She is really easy going and very beautiful. Most people want to hang out with her. She can ben weird but in a good way.

Friend: Look at all those people!
Me: i bet they are all standing with Selay

by Delagie October 16, 2019