A female who believes in feminism (normally the extremist tumblrina or sjw variety) and being equal to (or greater than in some cases) men only when it is beneficial to them.
Selective Feminism User: "I believe in equality for women because men are oppressive rapist scum."
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"
by Glad2BAGland August 12, 2014
Get the selective feminism mug.Something you "can't" do because you don't want to do it. Something you can get others to do by making believe you can't do it.
When asked to do laundry they put all the white clothes in on hot and then put a brand new red sweatshirt in too. The result was all the white laundry was pink and they were banned from touching the laundry ever again...they could wash laundry but didn't want to so they applied "selective incompetence " to get out of ever being asked again.
by Murphwish July 9, 2016
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Get the Selca Day mug.Beautiful and full of life; not judgemental. Genuinely happy and sincere. No matter what, will always stand by your side and accept you for who you are. Makes mistakes and learns from them fast. Doesnt get mad easily and is very forgiving.
by Mark Garo January 10, 2009
Get the Selam mug.McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 7, 2004
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Selah is a beautiful unique girl with beautiful lips and eye’s. Everyone is jealous of her, she has many friends and is usually the popular one without even knowing! She is very loyal, can sing beautifully and has a versatile personality.
Almost everyone wants to be her friend or boyfriend
Selah is a beautiful unique girl with beautiful lips and eye’s. Everyone is jealous of her, she has many friends and is usually the popular one without even knowing! She is very loyal, can sing beautifully and has a versatile personality.
Almost everyone wants to be her friend or boyfriend
Man Selah is so pretty and nice I think I’m gonna ask her out
Selah is the bestest friend ever
Selah is extremely beautiful have you met her? Of course! Who hasn’t?!
Selah is the bestest friend ever
Selah is extremely beautiful have you met her? Of course! Who hasn’t?!
by Waterbottlefilperthingy October 8, 2018
Get the Selah mug.Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.
My co-worker claimed her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome kept her from coming to work, but she had no problems making it to the nightclubs. What she really has is Selective Fatigue Syndrome.
by viking maiden October 20, 2009
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