Segway

A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.

A young girl in California was mugged on the sidewalk by a man riding a segway

by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

segway

the transition from thinking it’s spelled “segway” to realizing it’s actually spelled “segue”

“this action segways into this event”
“don’t you mean ‘segue’?”
“no”

by milse June 5, 2018

Segwayed

Going from one thing to another really quickly, like you're on a metaphorical Segway.

I was supposed to be talking sun facts today

and some how I've Segwayed my way to spooky forests

by TheOneAndOnlyFladdermus November 22, 2021

segsey

Segsey is said/written when the writer be too sus.

That's a segsey cat.
Damn, they used "Segsey man" as their Kahoot name.

by GregorTacTac June 7, 2023

segway

"IT." $40,000 scooter with a gyroscope, thought to be the biggest idea of the century.

I mistakenly traded in my Merceds SLK for a Segway, and it seems to be slower.

by defythereds April 22, 2003

Sewey

Lame, messed up, fucked up

Troy: "Hey I pushed Jane down the stairs!"

Kevin: "Man, why would you do that?"

Troy: "Cuz she was in my way."

Kevin: "Smh, man you sewey for doing that my nigga."

by J Queezy January 2, 2012

Segway

Some scooter thing that costs 4,500 dollars.

On MTV cribs Shaq had one nice segway.

by Wick October 18, 2003