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seedling scare

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.
I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.
by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016
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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016
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seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.
lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up
by niggan8 July 12, 2006
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seethingly

In a seething manner; Furiously; in a rage
The surrounding lighter area, or penumbra, of each spot seethingly covered with texture.
by heyitszening September 17, 2013
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Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.
I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place
by Glen S. May 18, 2006
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seeding

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "long-term investment"

special thanks to the source: Hollywood Halk
Yo homes! That chick is way too young for you. Try seeding her now, then slam her when whe turns 18 in a few years.
by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010
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Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.
Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"
by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009
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