Seaweed Bitch

A girl who is so nasty she has algae on her nuva ring.

Dude my tinder date was a total seaweed bitch

by Goose Honkers May 28, 2018

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

Mexican Seaweed

When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.

Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.

by The Fearsome Threesome January 27, 2010

Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011

Seaweed Head

When you die your hair green and it looks like ugli rotten seaweed. If you wear green clothes then you can become a seaweed person.

“Seaweed head”

by Jojo fatty peanut February 27, 2019

seaweed whore

your general run of the mill beach slut

stacey is such a seaweed whore

by lionheart2189 April 23, 2011

seaweed season

A period starting October 1 through the 27th of which seaweed is harvested and sold for profit

Ralph: Hey, have you seen Steven?
John: No, he’s too busy at his job, it is seaweed season after all

by Yak Horseman September 27, 2021