Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

marijuana seasoning

Marijuana seasoning

Can I please have some marijuana seasoning... meaning tobacco on my cone.

by Mungalup mafia July 31, 2019

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.

by gnostic1 September 8, 2011

Sink Seasoning

Those few seconds when you eat over the sink because of your lack of energy to get a plate, then drop the food into the sink and "seasoning" it with all the germs within.

I just got sink seasoning after dropping my burger into the sink, yum!

by bababooeyinator December 19, 2020

Italian Coochie Seasoning

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.

I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.

by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019

Street Seasoning

noun - any of a large variety of flavorful particles, crumbs, and dust found in and around city streets, alleyways, gutters, cracks in the pavements, and most often - the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters.

Elaboration:
Street Seasoning works particularly well on Street Chicken, adding an earthy, street-funk-spice to the otherwise bland Street Chicken's meat: the notorious Meat of the Dirty Birdy.

Many such urban connoisseurs have been known to season their rations of scavenged food (to taste) as the composition, quality, and ratio of particles in the seasoning varies greatly from harvest to harvest.

Box Bob: So whatcha got goin' fer the Street Seasoning right there?

Street Pete: Alls I needs is 'bout 2 parts pavement-dust ta add ta mah dumpster-cheese/alley-oregano/gutter-butter, and mah seasonin's will be prime-time tip-top tasty-ness!

Box Bob: Aw man, I'm gettin' hongry just thinkin' bout it! We gots some Street-Chicken left from yestaday, and a lil' dumpster-puddin' fer dessert!

Street Pete: Oh hells yeah, pal! Let's get ta grubbin'!

by Blue Oxygen October 31, 2009