Seafood chowder

While recieving oral sex from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you ejaculate on it at the same time.

I made a fresh batch of seafood chowder on that hooker's face last night!

by juanpablow July 2, 2009

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

peak a boo shamoo

To take a shit that is so long that it falls into the hole of the toilet and extends upwards to pop its head up out of the toilet water, as if to say "peak a boo".

I just took the longest turd you should have seen it it was a total peak a boo shamoo! wicked!

by Paul Rabinowitz July 4, 2006

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Seafood Dinner

Profuse, intense and extremely full oral sex, as performed on a female person.

Just look at Trevor's beard! Looks like he just ate a huge seafood dinner.

by GameofThings29 February 5, 2012

shamoosh

A word used to describe something that's just absolutely so brilliantly amazing that no words can describe how much you are enjoying it. So you use shamoosh.
You add an extra o in the word for every time you expereinced one the following:
*an orgasm
*pulled someone you liked
*had sex
*got asked out by someone you like
*got a phone number
*got asked for your number
*got something free i.e. a gift, drink
*got so incredibly drunk your life lost all meaning
*started dancing to your fave music
*got high
*had the best time of your life

Me: Curt your party last Friday was shamoosh
Jen: I thought it was more shamoooooooosh
Curt: (She must have got lucky.)

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 18, 2005