Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action

The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.

by Accounting guy November 24, 2014

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Scrunting

A partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming up, is your mom still scrunting on onlyfans?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022

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Scunting • shunting • slunting • Stunting • skunting • scrunting • Spunting • scusting • Scutting • scenting

noun: a term used to describe Viagra: this term is generally used by sex-workers in the Soho area of London.

The term is loosely derived from alternative terms for pills (usually esctasy, referred to sometimes as disco biscuits),
as well as the sex act itself ( shunting )

"Heaven is two Cambodian whores, Arsenal 1-up at half time live on TV, and a couple of top shunting biscuits" (quote from Soho sex-shop manager, having returned from a 'works outing' in Phnom Pen, Cambodia)

by Vin Rhinocelot November 9, 2008

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slunting

Heading to a bar/nightclub with soul purpose of hooking up with the easiest, sluttiest, hottest, drunkest girls possible. The slunter must have zero intention of intelligent conversation or calling the slut the next day.

Craig: "Hey man, what're you doing Saturday night?"

Greg: "No plans."

Craig: "Hmmm... wanna go slunting?"

Greg: "Fuck yeah!"

by rockstrongo December 21, 2009

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scunning

Intense stroking of one's member usually in an inappropriate environment such as public, someone elses room, or in the presense of a friend not to be confused as a significant other.

I woke up to him scunning it whilst standing over me watching me sleep!

by Jamie Buchan April 25, 2006