Nor Cal Scrumpy

A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.

Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.

by kyrie calavera February 12, 2007

scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.

"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"

by Andrew Little December 17, 2023

Scrumpy

An ugly fat smelly gross white girl. Usually a name a boyfriend would call their girl

“Oi Hannah, you are looking proper scrumpy today”

by Rosequartz05 November 22, 2019

Scrumpy

Cant team play if life depended on it and always gets sidetrack if sees glyph mid chase and needs to collect it.
Ass

"I see Scrumpy looping the killer, And... She stopped for the glyph"

by The Blight June 05, 2025

Scrumpy

A word used to describe someone being both sooky and grumpy.

Gosh, you are so scrumpy today!

by Balakaye November 21, 2022

Scrumpy

A thick mixture of liquid meth, that has been drawn back in a point.

Hey Bobbie go to the window and let’s hit this scrumpy, then we can go chill on slab!

by Taxin Jackson February 03, 2023

Scrumpy

Scrumptious, delicious

Wow, those cookies be lookin scrumpy.

by crispygirl February 17, 2020