cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

Scromlette

Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.

"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"

by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008

scrullet

A female who is sought after when more than 4 pints of beer have been consumed or the night is nearly over. She is the definition of last resort. This female is usually not very attractive and quite easy to bed.

The night was late and Justin was running out of options, so he decided to go find some scrullet.

by Eagan March 24, 2007

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

Scumler

To ingest copious amounts of something

Donald Smith is a cum Scumler

by NeoShinoda January 17, 2017

Scrumble

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is

Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble

by Thorbob380 June 3, 2020

scrumbee

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.

Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time

by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020