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Scroll Shock 

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.
Scroll Shock by Truthzor August 28, 2012

scroll paralysis 

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.
Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

scroll lock 

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.
There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!
scroll lock by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

Scroll Lock 

A useless person who's there but nobody's know what this guy doing but still have a place in your life.
Me : My roommate is so lame .. I see him everyday but he's doing nothing all day long ... He's so ... uhhh ..

Friend : Scroll Lock ?

Me : Yup !!
Scroll Lock by tisarge tramblé December 7, 2011

Scroll Bomb

Usually happens on an internet forum.

It means that someone posted pictures that are so large that it causes you to scroll for a long, annoying time.
It should be against the rules to scroll bomb.
Scroll Bomb by IFightForJustice October 20, 2012

Scroll Hoe 

A person who can't stop scrolling their social media feed.
*person scrolling Instagram/Facebook/Tiktok*

Friend: Stop being such a scroll hoe and talk to us!
Scroll Hoe by Peiday May 17, 2021