scrundly

tshirt and glasses and bun and confusion

"I might be sort of scrundly when you come at 4"

by Shevaun April 27, 2004

scrungler

A person who scavenges for illegal substances at any cost.

What's that guy doing sniffing on the wall over there? Don't tell me he's scrungling again. Fucking scrungler.

by MavericksBeCray September 11, 2016

scandler

A Finely thin slice of something.

Wow bro those potato scandlers were the bomb.

by Dog humper April 8, 2017

Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

scrindle

A miniscule amount of something - to the point where you question whether it is a joke.

Wow! Those noodles cost 99 pennies! However, the silly bitch only gave me a scrindle of meat.

by scrindler July 5, 2022

scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022

scrindle

crack of your arse

Ive got an itchy scrindle

by Just a concerned citizen August 22, 2003