skitzo mofo

An individual with the characteristics of being a pschytsophrenic motherfucker.

That bitch stole my ham sandwhich, what a skitzo mofo!

by Autumn Nolan December 16, 2008

skitzo

The art of being in an altared state of reality. When an individual experiences an act or event that changes the way they view the world around them, as seen through their own eyes.

Ex. 1 -
Stoner A: Dude. I'm so high, cloud 9 is low. This dope has got me skitzo!
Stoner B: Yeah dude. Me too.

Ex. 2-
Biker A: Hey man, I got a new motorcycle.
Biker B: About time man. You've been talking about that for months now.
Biker A: Yeah I know. But, it was so worth the wait.
Biker B: Why's that?
Biker A: The adreniline rush I get from riding it, gets me Skitzo!

by Frankie Chaos April 27, 2008

Schitzopolaroid

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

skitzoid

A person who frequently looses their shit for no apparent reason.

Guy 1. Hey man, how ya doin?

Guy 2. AHHHH go fuck yourself.

Guy 1. Damn. What a skitzoid.

by Spanky J Bodowski May 6, 2014

Skitzoshady

weird, sketchy, skitzo, shady

Joe is so skitzoshady because he watches young woman in the corner of a dark room while playing with himself.

by Sarah June 26, 2004

Skitzo

A person who experiences delusions, hallucinations, incoherent speech, and illogical thinking, and in this case has an addiction of smoking plastic, injecting heroin, and eating peoples toes.

My diabetic friend here ev sinclaaar, is a local skitzo and enjoys injecting drugs into his bloodstream,inhaling plastic smoke, and cannibalism.

by keags ma teags February 26, 2011

Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013